The Buffalo Wild Wings Food Pyramid

As many of you know, I am deeply interested in the chain restaurant known as Buffalo Wild Wings, both gastronomically and intellectually. In an attempt to combine these two interests, I've created a graphic pyramid that you should print out and take to your local Wild Wings. Like the FDA food pyramid, it guides your eating choices, based on my extensive research into what makes for the most fun at B Dub Dub. Judicious use of the pyramid strategy will lead to the blessed state known as the "food coma," which in turns leads to deep existential communion with all the sliders, poppers, and slammers that are the springs and hinges, the very atoms, of God's universe. I believe Coleridge wrote his poem "Xanadu" after such an outing at his local Ye Olde Bufalloe Wilde Winges.